It’s Michael’s birthday! Michael works in the rAVePubs office and I love having a desk right next to him. Not only is he SUPER smart, he’s REALLY hilarious. Seriously. The guy says some of the funniest things ever.

So, this post is just to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL! We love you! And you’re not old. You’re 25 years young. 🙂

Oh, and here are just a few of the hilarious things that Michael has said over the past few months (well, the ones I have written down in my iPhone notes):

“Oh, I see the news media bias. You’ll report everything else, but you won’t report that the creator of Family Circus died?”

“Victoria’s Secret models are totally an unrealistic and unattainable standard. I mean, all they must eat is twigs and berries.”

“Too bad Notoroious BIG and Tupac didn’t make it to Twitter.”

“I’ve heard rumors that Tupac lives on the moon.”

“You know, Uggs? They really piss me off.”

“Aww look. The Duggars raise their children using a buddy system. That’s so cool.”

“One time I got coal for Christmas. Actually, I got a box of rocks with a note that said, “Sorry, I couldn’t find a box of coals.”

“I wasted 2 minutes of my life. This email said “who is the most disliked person in the NFL.” I thought, it’s gotta be Michael Vick. It was.”

Happy Birthday, Michael! Here’s to 25+ more years of hilarious quotes!