Be honest, you know that at some point in your life, you’ve done that thing where you walk into a bathroom, the shower curtain is closed, and you HAVE TO OPEN IT before you use the potty. Cause there could TOTALLY be someone hiding behind that shower curtain.

Admittedly, I do this often.

But hey, when there really is a murderer behind my shower curtain one day, and I am prepared to face that crazed man, I’ll be the one laughing. Or screaming. Probably the latter.

Either way, I was right.

Right?

Do you do this?